Helm of Tiin Foyle
Wondrous Item, Rare (requires attunment)
Crafted by a somewhat eccentric and paranoid gnomish mage, this unique helmet shields the wearer against unwanted intrusions. While wearing this very shiny helmet, you are immune to magic that allows others to read your thoughts or determine whether you are lying. You cannot be targeted by any divination magic or perceived through magical scrying sensors. Creatures can telepathically communicate you only if you allow it.
While attuned to this magic item, you gain the following Personality Trait: “I do not trust anyone in a position of authority. They’re corrupt. They’re out to get me. They’re watching, always watching.”
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